errrrm, monkeys might fly out of my butt.. and so on... but I hated Batman Forever and that was one reason i didn't bother with this one... not to mention that Alicia has gotten fat since Clueless (yucky!) and Clooney is useless and no fun to watch (CLoon apparently is French for Clown), and Uma couldn't save this if she tried (introduce Uma to Oprah to Uma to Oprah)... whatever

I thought Batman and Robin was shockingly bad. I went expecting something good. What I good was soooo boring. There were even two quite major editing mistakes in it. The acting was awful. Arnie's one-liners seemed to be forced and an obvious attempt to make his character reall cool (no pun intended!). But what was worse, the action scenes were not exciting or well choreographed. The whole movie felt like some huge, hulking old machine that was to big to support itself anymore. Just my 2 cents. Thanks!