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BLADE

1/2

Rebecca Wan
Directed by : Stephen Norrington
Written by: David S. Goyer
Produced by: New Line Cinema
Main Cast : Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, Udo Kier, N'Bushe Wright
Official Website: www.lycos.com/blade/.
Rating : * * 1/2 out of * * * * *
This Review Filed: September 12, 1998.

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Despite its shadowy apparitions and undead souls, BLADE is about as gothic as Kermit the frog. Monica Lewinsky is more gothic than BLADE. My Kao Biore Pore Pack is more gothic than BLADE.

Instead, think of BLADE as techno-fused digitalia, sort of like MORTAL KOMBAT meets HELLRIDER, with a cursory science-fiction gloss and sans the psychological baggage.

Unlike MORTAL KOMBAT, though, BLADE is elegant. Depending on the mood, the availability of snacks and the degree to which one enjoys monotonous thudding bass beats in one's soundtracks, one might even notice the distinct absence of credible dialogue only towards the end. And by then, there is the possibility that one might be too sold to care.

BLADE, a Marvel comic turned blockbuster hopeful by New Line Cinema, is cool. Like all good science fiction it mounts an interesting ideology, but like most badly written films, the ideas behind the characters and situations aren't conveyed with much clarity.

Blade, played by the magnificently muscled Wesley Snipes, is the child of a woman who was bitten by a vampire. She dies in childbirth but her baby's umbilical cord is cut before he becomes fully infected. The child inherits vampirical strengths and instincts, but remains a human, with emotions. Not surprisingly, he makes a point of disembowelling all the vampires he meets as a kind of revenge, aided by Whistler, a mentor and sidekick of sorts. The latter comes accross as a senior Hell's Angel type (Kris Kristofferson with flowing white beard and gut). But he also just happens to be ... a scientist! He produces and administers a serum that regularly tames Blade's vampirical instincts.

The arch villain is a superbly backlit Deacon Frost (Stephen Dorff), an ambitious "half blood" (bet you didn't know there was a hierachy to these undeads) who wants to flood the world with vampires. He's kind of an equal opportunity vampire. His pushiness annoys the old-school vampire rulers, snobby, mafia-like "pure bloods" (that is, they were born vampires, unlike Deacon, who was "turned") who want instead to control the human world from the sidelines. And so, before you can say "Keanu Reeves forever ruined vampire mythology for me" there's all kinds of anarchy in the world of the undead.

The main problem with BLADE is that its ideas never really germinate. Despite a detailed apparatus of richly exploitable characters and emotional situations, director Norrington is more interested in choreography and angles than exploring the story's gothic seeds. The character of Blade is half nether-being and half human, a potential metaphor for all sorts of yummy "Jekyll and Hyde" analogies, along with a number of racial and social implications. The draculean network of nightmarish creatures that inhabit society and live amongst normal people is another "we are the beast" doodad Tim Burton would never have thrown away. Equally interesting is "they walk amongst us" thread forwarded by the fact that the vampires appear to have tacit and powerful arrangements with human legal and state authorities. Then there's that juicy Oedipal element that one can't really talk about without a spoiler alert. Suffice to say that Blade has blood connections to Frost in more ways than one.

For the most part, BLADE is a relentless string of graceful battle scenes strung together with the barest minimum of conversation. There are times when even the slick, dance-like movements of the stonily silent Snipes fail to raise the film above thoughtless, unimaginative posturing. The opening sequence, in which Traci Lords, the only person in the film one buys as a vampire, initiates her terrified date into the thrills of modern vampire social gatherings, sets a truly demonic pace that the film never lives up to.

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Snipes plays his Blade with measured tackiness, and is the only thing worth watching after Lords buys the farm. Clad in a delicious combination of rubber padding, leather and weaponry, with sunglasses perching on glacier-sharp cheekbones, Snipes renders his superhero persona with whip-like movements and dopey one-liners that even Ahh-nold would have been ashamed of in his heyday.

Still, BLADE is stylish and suitably violent for those of us so weaned on a diet of virtual reality games and 80s' filmic machismo that any film with less than a full hour's worth of explosions is deemed too wordy.

Is it a good sign that 90s' mainstream cinema is now adapting video games (BLADE is actually very much in the tradition of MORTAL KOMBAT and STREETFIGHTER) and comicbooks?

The Flying Inkpot's Rating System

* Wait for the TV2 broadcast.
** A little creaky, but still better than staying at home with Gotcha!
*** Pretty good, bring a friend.
**** Amazing, potent stuff.
***** Perfection. See it twice.

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From: King p (sobstory@webtv.net / Monday, January 4, 1999 at 07:09:51)

Blade is # 1 on my F****ing list the movie was bad a$$

From: YADIRA CEDENO (VAMPIRA_NYC@WEBTV.NET / Sunday, January 24, 1999 at 05:19:36)

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT THE MOVIE BLADE IS THE BOMBS AND I HAVE WATCH IT A COUPLE OF TIMES AND I STILL WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN.

From: TEIDO (w@@$%^^ / Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 05:59:54)

I think that they should have added that song with the Japanese chicks on the soundtrack:(!!!!!

From: shawn malley (www.harry henery .com / Friday, March 12, 1999 at 03:16:40)

blade was the best movie i ever saw in my life, if i had a chance to see it again i would be verry happy to.

From: kevin (kevin@hotmail.com / Saturday, March 13, 1999 at 05:53:32)

best action movie i never saw!!wesley is great and quite imposing.try it on dvd!!

From: Chreegy ( / Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 23:05:20)

I'm German and Blade has just been to our cinemas. I watched it and it was fantastic!!!!!! One of the best action films i've ever seen.

From: fgjfgjfgj (hjhj / Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 02:58:45)

Blade is the best movie I have ever seen. I think everybody should see it twice. I give it two thumbs up and a 5 star rating

From: Ronnie Fultz (dudes@aol.com / Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 19:41:20)

blade good movie that awesome

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From: cain mcintyre ( / Saturday, March 20, 1999 at 18:54:57)

blade is the best fucking movie ive ever fucking seen

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From: Alisha a.k.a. GliTtErBuGGrRrL (GliTtErBuGGrRrL@hotmail.com / Friday, March 26, 1999 at 06:27:51)

Blade is the best vampire movie I have ever seen. It's my favorite. For once vampires aren't portrayed as tragic whimps. Which I'm soo sick of. They're viscious and they rock! I think the movie all together was awesome. The FX the length the acting everything. The best...the BLOOD! The blood was the best. Makes you kind of thirsty doesn't it. *lol* NE ways. I definately think the film rocked. It deserves way more then 2 1/2 stars...you have got to be kidding me 2 1/2. Definately see it. Everyone looks so awesome. Root for the vampires! You know they should have won. This movie was amazing. I'm more than excited to go check out Blade 2. Too bad Frost isn't in it...or is he? Well NE ways got to go. Pardon my insanity. Blood and Luv! Forever Fierce, Alisha a.k.a. GliTtErBuG GrRrL

From: Padla (padla@beer.com / Friday, March 26, 1999 at 06:29:21)

Maby somebody knows where i can get .mp3 of that film???

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From: Geir Arne ThorzzenH (So fucking what??? / Friday, March 26, 1999 at 18:19:57)

Damn you

From: Wessli snæips (Ï dont fucking care!!!! / Friday, March 26, 1999 at 18:21:42)

Fuck may ass

From: Donny Pino (gerald.j.moore@worldnet.att.net / Saturday, March 27, 1999 at 20:49:21)

This comment is to the fat fucking bitch who had the fucken audasity to give blade two and a half fucken stars!!!!! if i ever see you or your fucken family ill stick hooks in your back and swing you from an elaphants nuttsack and cover you with peanut butter and pork chops,cause BLADE rules you filthy fucken trash diven closet ho/come here and ill smack the fat off your no talent ass BBBBIIIIIIIIIITTTTCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!#@#$@@!$#@!#@!$#@!@!#@$#!#@!@!

From: swinga (clubhead@hotmail.com / Monday, March 29, 1999 at 04:47:03)

This film just started in the swiss cinemas and I wuz completely amazed because of the incredibly fast splatter-scenes. All in all I liked it, even if the story itself wuz almost a little too poor-shown compared 2 the action-sequences. It depends of what someone preferres: blood or story ! I've bought the soundtrack as well and It's just greeeeeeaaat !!! Check it out....

From: nicklas olausson (nakka34@hotmail.com / Thursday, April 1, 1999 at 19:35:30)

hi it`s like this, blade is sense way back the best action movie word!!! send something back please..

From: Al (al.banks@mailexcite.com / Wednesday, April 7, 1999 at 00:36:09)

Blade : What a film, What a soundtrack, What clothing, Snipes and Dorff. Need I say More?

From: CARNAGE (Carnaged@yahoo.com / Thursday, April 8, 1999 at 20:48:41)

THIS Movie is TOOOOOOOO GOOOOD to Commmment ABOUT!!!!! I can't wait till BLADE 2 comes out!!!! the music suited the all the action scenes!!! This is the movie of the FUTURE this kicks batmans ass if Blade had sooo many movies HOPE IT DOES HAVE THAT MANY MOVIES!! Need i say more????

From: Most fan of Blade (sportist@galore.com / Friday, April 9, 1999 at 23:48:04)

This movie was the best vampier movie that i have seen. Verry cooooool movie

From: hotbabe (r_stokes69@hotmail.com / Sunday, April 11, 1999 at 09:22:40)

blade is fucking cool!!! it's the best vampire movie ever made. if you ask me the movie fucking rocked!!! make blade two and fuck rock the world again.

From: hotbabe (r_stokes69@hotmail.com / Sunday, April 11, 1999 at 09:26:50)

blade is fucking cool!!! it's the best vampire movie ever made. if you ask me the movie fucking rocked!!! make blade two and fuck the world again.

From: Niels (nvwilpe@hotmail.com / Friday, April 16, 1999 at 16:05:26)

It was a good movie, I saw the movie on tape!!!!!!

From: SARAH MEZA (DAY_DREAMS_777_167@YAHOO.COM / Friday, April 30, 1999 at 23:40:21)

HELLO! I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I THINK BLADE IS AREAL GOOD MOVIE. I ALSO THINK THAT IT ROCKS. IT IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I HAVE SEEN OTHER VAMPIRE MOVIES, BUT THIS IS THE BEST ONE I HAVE EVER SEEN. IF YOU HATE THIS COMMENT THEN I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU TELL ME.

From: tal vazana (none / Saturday, May 8, 1999 at 07:41:41)

i think that blade is a fantastic movie with an amazing effects the mivie was too blody too much blood wesly snnipes is a graet actor the movie very similiar to spawn

From: Somber (somber@altavista.net / Saturday, May 8, 1999 at 16:41:35)

Blade kicks ass, great movie. Hey, does anybody knows what's the name of those japanese chicks that sing in the bar? And the name of the song? cause it was cool. Somber

From: Ashely (aksandona@com.au / Saturday, May 8, 1999 at 17:26:39)

Excellent but more pictures of stephen dorff

From: JARED (BIBBLEBUM@HOTMAIL.COM / Monday, May 24, 1999 at 21:58:54)

OKAY, GOTHIC IT AIN'T, BUT WITH A STOMPIN' SOUNDTRACK, GREAT SFX, A KICK ARSE PLOT AND THE SEXEEST OF YOUNG LADIES, BLADE HAS TO BE THE STORMER FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO ENJOY VIOLENCE, LOUD PUNCY MUSIC, VIOLENCE ERM....CUTE GIRLS, VERY VERY SEXY OUTFITS...AND UMMMM..KEWL MUSIC. THE PHOTOGRAPHY WAS BRILLIANT, NOT MANY FILMS HAVE A SHOT THAT MAKES U THINK - KEWL - LOOK AT THAT !!!! I LOVE IT. WATCH IT, WATCH IT AGAIN, BUY THE SOUNDTRACK, PLAY VERY VERY VERY LOUD AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY !!! THEN WATCH IT AGAIN !!!!!!

From: geri (jeriotclass99@yahoo.com / Friday, August 27, 1999 at 06:13:11)

The movie Blade was great and Dr. Wesley Snipes was outstanding. I can't wait til Blade 2 is shown in Aug. of 2000.

From: david (mailbox@lauder / Friday, August 27, 1999 at 16:48:32)

the film was the best