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RATING: *****

CAKE
Fashion Nugget
Capricorn Records
1996 [48:16]

by Therese Han

Hel-llo? Are we idiots? Do we have the words "TERRIBLY STUPID - WILL BUY ANYTHING" written on our foreheads? If not, why do these Cake people think we'd want to have anything to do with their cruddy music? I mean, they have a great name, and I spent half an hour just thinking what sort of cake they named themselves after (Angel Food Cake? Banana Peanut Cake? Peachy Upside Down Cake?) before putting the cd on and finding out that they're at the very most, and I'm being charitable here, just a mud pie.

Their singer, John "I could've been Harry Connick Jr but I'm ugly" McCrea has a beard and a one-octave vocal range, so he just talk-sings and tries really hard to effect the kind of nonchalant cool that traditionally centers around the maintenance of facial hair. I want to tell you all that he sounds exactly like your chemistry teacher attempting to rap the Periodic Table. And why does he keep going "yah! yah! yah!" for no apparent reason at all? I mean, did somebody tell him he was the Fugees? Are we being sold the dub-track for a failed kung fu flick? Or is this, as I strongly suspect, a paroxysmal case of Beavis&Buttheadivitis? Puh-lease!

Even worse though, is guitarist Greg "look at me, I can play a one-note guitar solo like Neil Young" Brown. What a total bonehead! He like constantly uses these really chunky riffs when some of the songs on FASHION NUGGET could clearly use a touch of Eric Clapton (I'm thinking especially about Eric's sound on the Baby Face-produced "Change The World". Isn't it great the way that song sounds just like Boyz II Men?)

Don't even get me started on that annoying trumpet player they have who keeps wandering in and out songs like he's from Herp Albert's Marijuana Brass or somebody. But I have to admit the band has an excellent rhythm section who are totally funky and have clear hip-hop influences. But why oh why hide those influences by forcing them to play dinky country songs like this really old Willie Nelson number they cover. That's right, folks, Willie Nelson! Omigaawwd! What were they thinking??

But that's not even half as bad as Cake's own unique brand of "lyricism". Sample this little morsel of bad taste from "The Distance", the single you might have heard on the radio: "bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse/assail him, impale him, with monster-truck force." Eeeewwwww!! Now that sure didn't help my appetite any. If that's supposed to be a poetic beau geste for these people, I have three words to say - "CREATIVE WRITING COURSE."

Elsewhere, they're not so content playing dumb and dumber and start being plainly offensive. "He's got a gold watch/she's got a silk dress/and healthy breasts/that bounce on his Italian leather sofa" is just one example of the kind of peurile, unfunny, macho, pig-headed chauvinism that should rightly outrage any decent and intelligent person. And yet one supposes it's typical of people who would sing about a land where "large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rearview mirrors." Hel-llo? Didn't these Freudian exhibitions of the self go out of the fashion in the last decade? I mean, these guys clearly have a thing or two to learn from a new age man like Kenny G... sensitivity and instrumental music spring to mind.

I could go on and on, but I think I'll just let their boorish, four-lettered version of Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" speak for them, living proof as they are that certain branches of the human race are independently devolving in a self-created, viciously uncultured, no doubt beer-sodden environment.

It's beyond me how this album, which isn't informed by the either the R&B sensibilities of TLC or the mainstream rock of the wonderful silverchair, is currently one of Billboard's Top40 albums. I can only surmise that there are alot of people out there who have been fooled by these musical terrorists into thinking that perversity and non-conformism is hip, and that weirded-out college boys who can hardly play their instruments and insist on producing their own albums instead of getting a proper producer (Baby Face could have done wonders for them) deserve to sell more albums than somebody like Luther Vandross. It's a social travesty, and Cake truly brings shame to the name of all that is good in sweet confections. This way to disappointment city, folks...

(Music Editor's note: Some of us actually liked the above-disparaged "large fuzzy dice like testicles" lyric, and in the spirit of good humour and universal manhood suffrage heartily give FASHION NUGGET a **** seal of approval)

Therese Han is a student of behavioural sociology. She is the proud owner of the only Luther Vandross bomber jacket known to exist.

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From: Music Editor (inkpot@webvisions.com.sg)

Earlier comments about this album review can be found at http://inkpot.com/letters/recake.html.
From: leigh (lh1168@messiah.com)

Cake is awsome! So they only had two hit songs off a incredible album. It is not there falt that some people have awfull tast in music.
From: Andy K (Jones121@tc.umn.edu)

I want to turn Gloria Gaynor's song "I will survive" into a punk song but I need cake's tab on that, can you help me out?
From: Stacy Giesel (monkeee@hotmail.com)

I think that your review was way off. Ever heard of originality? The great thing about CAKE is that they aren't just another stupid top 40 crap music band. All that mainstream crap sounds the same. Overproduced, and fake. Try listening to a band that dares to be different, unlike a lot of bands in this music business. Try CAKE.
From: Redd (reddaway@cftnet.com)

Obviously this totally un-biased "reporter" has slept with the lead singer (obviously while he was drunk) only to be thrown out of bed when said lead singer discovers that the reporter is a MAN! And the resentment carries over into this review. I have never seen before a shoddier bit o' reporting since my high school rag. Grow up and listen to the music. One more thing please stop making references to mind numbing noise like Boyz and TLC maybe you should get a job a Tiger Beat!
From: Mike XXXXXXX (XXXXXXX@Yahoo.com)

This is one of the best cd's that's ever been made.
From: Eureka (Zubrus9393@aol.com)

I think that Cake's an awesome band, with great original music. Oh, and do not analyze music, its there to enjoy! I would however, like to see some lyrics on this page, that way, we can all sing along. : )
From: wheeze (ledusa@hotmail.com)

how can you say that about a band like cake? cake kicks ass no matterwhat some hanson loving freak says about it. Why dont you just close that mouth of yours and stop wasting all of our time
From: Cole (sidefx@worldnet.att.net)

Cake kix so much bootie it can't be measured.
From: Nate King (jackkin@bgnet.bgsu.edu)

Your review really pissed me off. I'm so tired of people ripping on Cake just because they have the balls to sound totally different from all these other copy cat bands. I throw in Fashion Nugget to get away from overated and overplayed bands of today like Dave Matthews. Just because something sounds different doesn't mean you should knock it. To me it sounds like all of those people when they first heard of Dave Matthews. At first they ripped on the band but now they're on their nuts so hard that it's ridiculous!
From: Staci (N/A)

I just think that you could have been a little less harsh w/ your comments. Sounds like you are dealing with some self hate yourself.
From: Naughty (Nicholas_Osborne@Lotus.com)

Ah come on, if you can honestly believe Cake should be influenced by the soporific Kenny G, then PLEASE go back to the elevator you came from, at least you'll like the music there.
From: derick ()

thersese, i think that your article about cake is totally wrong. you sit there and say bad things about a band that is totally creative and has a lot of musical talent. you said they need to take a creative writing course, well you didn't sound like a newberry medal winner yourself with your stupid slang words. your just mad because no-ones buying your stupid-@$$ comments.
From: Digger Dave (DavCarballo@webTv.net)

Ah...you don't get it. Saw Cake live here in New York. Great with the crowd, John can tease out an audience like an old style preacher! Wondefully eclectic sound-source. A message perhaps!?
From: andrew ()

i pity your pathetically distorted music opinion
From: Pianoman ()

I personally appreciate the sonic diversity that our culture enjoys in the 90's. Such back-to-basics groups as Cake would have had a hard time being heard above the din of the homogenistic mega-productions of the previous decade that you revere. I can appreciate that Cake is not your cup of tea. But if you wanted to be taken seriously as a music critic, you should not have lowered your tone to that of a whining groupie with a chip on her shoulder. You may have attended a creative writing class at some point in your life, but you lack the wisdom and skill to apply it effectively. Best of luck to you, but I will not be wasting any more time on your writing.
From: Mike "the Rock" Hollman (mdhollman@mcdonogh.com)

you gay, Why y'all usin' words like "ohmygawwwd"? You definitely gay. I beat y'all in wrestlin'. Bring it on. Peanut M&Ms are better than the original. Cake rules.
From: It's the Rock again (mdhollman@mcdonogh.com)

Kenny G gay too
From: Innes (innescampbell@hotmail.com)

I totally disagree with the review of Cake's "Fashion Nugget" Perhaps the record sales speak for themselves.
From: ME (gjoeoo7)

cake rules- thats all.
From: Annabelle (Annabelle.Turin@psych.uib.no)

I just think Cake are one of the best bands of the 90's ! I discovered them about one year ago, and i just can't stop listening to their 2 albums at least twice a week ! Do i have shitty tastes concerning Music ? I don't think so ! And yes i called this Music, Art, etc... They have a lot of talent, and i don't know who Therese thinks she is to talk about them like that, not even knowing who they are ! I agree : sometimes the trumpet is not on tune, but this is one of Cake's touch ! And i went to their concert in France, and it was really GREAT !!! Everything was in tune, John was very friendly, though he had hurt his hand in the afternoon, ... and i'm really looking forward to seeing them again ! I do agree with Mike XXXXXXX
From: Kristian Krokfoss (krokus@online.no)

I thought Fashion Nugget was excellent. All the songs are comfortable to listen to, and the lyrics are just plain fun.
From: Madelaine (mad0@geocities.com)

Although you are entitled to your own opinion, it sounds as if your musical background is limited. Maybe it would do you good to broaden your horizens with a band like Cake. They are one of the most creative bands that I have ever come across.
From: Chris "ROCKS" Knox (doomboy@naturallivingcenter.com)

Cake's swinging groove and cocain addictavie music slaps you in the face and says look at us mother fucker! That is what makes the band a GOD SENT
From: Teen Spirit (teenspirit02@hotmail.com)

OK! I actually agree with the author here. CAKE SUX! 'nuff said, but I'll say more any way. I think they have NO sense of music. What the heck is with them in Frank Sinatra and Race Car Ya-ya's? I mean...does that sound gay or does that sound gayer? This is definitely not another Nevermind or In Utero CD. The Distance is the only song to scrape the music world, yet it still is one of the crappiest songs I've ever heard. Cake sux, kapeesh?
From: jim (ianstac@rocketmail.com)

Where to begin... The crack about chauvanism- Out of curiousity, our you aquainted with satire or parody? Sure these guys would sell alot of albums if they Babyface produced their records. Right after they all were all turned into black women. Please, do the world a favor: go back to the sorority. Your musical tastes were obviously developed from what you heard waking up in the morning at some frat guys dorm.
From: tony (antleon@gate.net)

I believe the review of Cake's Fashion Nugget was completely outrageous. It sounds like you used to know these guys and they didn't let you be in the band or something because I can't believe that you could dislike some- thing so much that has nothing wrong with it. I'm not saying that they win any type of Grammy or anything, but it's not repulsive or obnoxious. It's a new sound to alot of people and it's catchy. The Beatles' have the qualities that you were describing: simple, repetitive. What's the real reason you are so enraged that these guys have two albums? Curious.
From: Mario Zalazar (mariozalazar@yahoo.com)

I heard "Fashion Nugget", and I think itīs a good record, not the best, but you put only one star. I think that you donīt know a lot about music. If you think that the album of cake suck because the way that the singer cut his hair, you are a complety band of stupid. You think, as a critician, that you are god or something. I think that you, in your lives, didnīt hear as much as 5 or 10 cd, I think that you donīt know anything about nothig. The album Fashion nugget really deserbe much credit. Mario Santiago Zalazar, from Argentina.
From: Ken (radew64@hotmail)

How can you say that cake sucks. Listen to the lirics. They actually mean something.
From: moeri (cmoersdorf@htw.uni-sb.de)

I donīt know who you are, but I think you ainīt no musician or have just a little bit of musical intelligence. cake is a "10 years cd". It means such a record is made every ten years(such as Cultīs "electric") to shorten my mail: you are a fucking stupid. just learn to play only one instrument ( not a triangle, which needed skill is related to the size of your brain ) and then one day ( but I think never) you will understand the meaning of this record) so long keep writing nonsense yours sincerely moeri
From: Y (orion@cyberway.com.sg)

I think it is very good that you rubbished this group. You've obviously got a lot of people upset, from all over the world. Clever. Now, why haven't you done any updating for the last three months?
From: Jake (liquidc00l@hotmail.com / Tuesday, September 29, 1998 at 00:26:09)

i think that the reviewer musta been in a bad mood when he heard this---i think that its one of the best albums ive heard and i personally LOVE the trumpet. I also like guitar solo in "I will Survive"......just my opinion:cake is the best alternative band out there
From: John Mcrea (thefunkdoctor@hotmail.com / Thursday, October 1, 1998 at 15:10:57)

Hi, I can't believe the fuss we caused over a little album...
From: Michael (hell_okitty@yahoo.com / Sunday, October 11, 1998 at 04:07:43)

I find CAKE msuic to be incredibly surreal and rather complicated. While it is tempting for those, like Therese, to simply discount some music as "stupid" or "boorish" when evalutated from a technical viewpoint, I think that CAKE represents some of the finest musical talent to come along in years. Creativity is not meant to be understood by all.
From: Andy (bob / Wednesday, October 14, 1998 at 08:30:33)

Cake is awesome!!!!!!!!!!
From: Dan (dch@flash.net / Friday, October 16, 1998 at 01:08:58)

CAKE - all I can say is that Fashion Nugget is a fun album. Maybe not the best. Maybe the singer has no range. But it is fun. Maybe it is a guy album. But a fun guy album nonetheless. GO HAVE FUN!
From: Mr. Productivity (hans___moleman@yahoo.com / Tuesday, October 20, 1998 at 10:23:36)

TLC? Silverchair? This is what you call good music? Much of your article is correct in its observations, but I feel that you unfairly branded Cake. You seem to have little concept of metaphors and apparently did not even attempt to examine the meaning of the lyrics. You have underestimated Cake in saying that they attempted to grab the listeners attention by shocking them. Those lyrics which you mentioned are designed to further an image of what they are trying to describe. I'm sorry that those "evil" words scare you and I realize however, that the lyrics you are comfortable with don't go very deep. "Red-light special" is just about all the metaphor you can muster. Furthermore, I don't believe Cake's album would be enhanced with Babyface as producer. The artistic quality of Cake's monotoned lyricist and simple chords (which you completely overlooked) would be altered signifigantly. Babyface does not make music similar to the music of Cake, I don't believe he appreciates the area of music which Cake is concerned with and I believe the combination would be disasterous for both parties. The rendition of "I Will Survive" adds a dimension to the song which was missing before and I truly believe it is far better than the original. The version of the Willie Nelson song "Sad Songs and Waltzes" is one of the sweetest country songs I have ever heard. It sings of someone who is writing a song about his signifigant other, but tells her not to worry, that "Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year." A message which rings true today. You apparently critically bashed this song just because it was a country song by Willie Nelson. You are a sorry excuse for a music critic. You completely trashed this album while showing little to no understanding of it. Shame on you. Do not hurt what you do not understand. I would like to add that Cake's art is very consistent , in both their album designs and in the quality of their music. All three of their albums are very good. Their new one "Prolonging the Magic" is excellent and continues their trend.
From: Mona (mrmunroe@hotmail.com / Wednesday, November 18, 1998 at 02:14:23)

You obviously didn't get it. For that, I can only feel sorry for you. I love this album as well as their new one, "Prolonging the Magic". I can't believe I hadn't heard them until now, but they have become a staple in my musical palatte. I love the singer's indifferent way of singing -- he's like Kevin Spacey as a singer -- and the piano & trumpet complete their funky, ultra-cool sound. Too bad you missed cause you were looking too hard for something to hate.
From: luke metcalfe (lukerox@eagle.ptialaska.net / Tuesday, November 24, 1998 at 14:56:26)

i think that the review on cake was kinda band. i really think cake is a great band, that have their "own" sound. In the review the reviewer said that the singer couldn't sing and the guitar player sucked, and she didn't like the trumpet. well thats the whole thing about cake, there not normal. Does that mean their bad? hell no, also she stated that she could not understand why cake was on the top 40 list. well maybe people have a varity in music unlike her
From: Jason (jasoncigar@hotmail.com / Sunday, November 29, 1998 at 16:08:05)

CAKE = SARCASM. I first heard CAKE in 1993 and continued watching them because they didn't care, didn't follow the rules, and they were GOOD. Obviously the Fasion Nugget reviewer prefers the "easy-to-swallow" top-40 bands. Maybe CAKE is too hard to swallow for those too shallow. {no pun intended} All I can say is its great to see a good band like Cake make it in the music industry. They have a great rhythm section, [had] a great guitarist and bass player, and have a great singer (both lyrically and stylistically). If you can't handle change, listen to "closing time" by Semisonic. God, that's SO easy to swallow.
From: Jim (Iamdogboy@hotmail.com / Monday, December 7, 1998 at 10:55:39)

You're s stupid slut.
From: KYLE MURPHY (SkaNugget@hotmail.com / Wednesday, December 9, 1998 at 00:51:55)

It amazes me how much time a person will spend talking about something they hate so damn much. The little nerd here that hate's John McCrea's "one octave voice" and everything else in the universe that has to do with CAKE, (my favorite band), is a JACKASS!!! I'd like to hear him sing! And where's this guy's top 40 album, anyway??? I think this guy needs to stop throwin a fit, before I hang his "testicles from rear view mirrors"! Thanks for listening to me! Kyle
From: KYLE MURPHY (SkaNugget@hotmail.com / Wednesday, December 9, 1998 at 00:57:34)

By the way... Here's my bad ass CAKE site, for all your CAKE needs:
SkaNugget's CAKE site!
Later, pimps!
From: A Wilson (awilson@icomalliance.com / Saturday, December 19, 1998 at 04:14:42)

you are a god-damn idiot. With very limited music taste. later skater.
From: Anja (angiewright@hotmail / Monday, December 21, 1998 at 07:56:05)

It is my opinion that Cake is a creative, interesting group. Perhaps I'm just weird, but I don't like Theresa "I know everything but I don't like Cake which means that is is horrible" Han's opinion. Perhaps you could get your reviews to be written by a group, and not just one person. Maybe then there wouldn't be such a narrow view of bands. Thank you, Anja
From: mike roch (mikewendelbj@mailexcite.com / Thursday, December 24, 1998 at 00:33:13)

I think this review was very unfair. i know many people who happen to love cake, one of them being myself. i think that cake kicks ass and that you didnt give them a chance.
From: Erin (purple_spots@hotmail.com / Sunday, December 27, 1998 at 10:23:51)

Whoever wrote this fucking article is a fucking pathetic loser! "One note solo"/ Please, a one note solo is harder to do than anyother kind! You have no idea about playing, or even reviewing for that matter. FUCK YIOU!!!!
From: Caleb Padgett (padgett_c@yahoo.com / Sunday, December 27, 1998 at 11:50:50)

Obvibously you closed mindedness to originality has put musical blinders on you. You have to acknowledge Cake's sheer authenticity and uniqueness. One cannot truthfully say that cake is a band with five great musicians. Your own musical prefernece (which everyone is entitled to) has prohibited you from fairly reviewing Fashion Nugget. I am trully sorry for you sheltered taste and acceptance of musical diversity. Just because they dont follow the guidelines of every other top 40 clone doesnt mean Cake is a lousy band.
From: Caleb Padgett (padgett_c@yahoo.com / Sunday, December 27, 1998 at 11:59:54)

Obvibously your closed mindedness to originality has put musical blinders on you. You have to acknowledge Cake's sheer authenticity and uniqueness.Your own musical prefernece (which everyone is entitled to) has prohibited you from fairly reviewing Fashion Nugget. I am trully sorry for you sheltered taste and acceptance of musical diversity. Just because they dont follow the guidelines of every other top 40 clone doesnt mean Cake is a lousy band.
From: Adam Shaylor (ashaylor@USA.Net / Monday, December 28, 1998 at 11:15:42)

Apparently, this guy must be a Green Day lover, because he doesn't seem to have any taste in music at all. A lot of people I know seem to think that Cake is the only decent alternative music around, and not only that, but every owner of this particular CD enjoys every song on there except one or two. So what he goes "ya ya ya", so did Paul McCartney. I don't know why this guys complaining, but it might be because Cake doesn't follow all the standards that are "cool" these days. To summarize, they're the first band since Nirvana to put out albums with nothing but quality songs on them.
From: Susan (susie_a_girl@hotmail.com / Tuesday, December 29, 1998 at 11:41:18)

I found your review on the band "Cake" cruel and unjust. The article was so desperate to write negitive things about the band they used the name. It is ridiculas to think you can judge a band on their name. The article talks about the voice of the singer and the chords played by the instruments. It is clear that the band plays their music as such not because of their lack of talent but because of the sound they want to produce. They don't want to fall in to that mainstream sound like so many bands right now (Oasis, Bush, Blur). Their beat is mello and cool. I enjoy the music of Cake, in fact they are one of my very favoites. One point that the article outlined was their lack of lyrics. This I would have unfortunally to agree with. Some of their songs are "bottom of the barrel" and lack creativity but they do have some songs on their new album with creative lyrics such as " Never there". Anyways my point is you can't say a band is good or band because that is only your opipion. Just because you don't like the sound the band produces it doesn't mean that it is nessicarly bad. I enjoyed the article. Thanks. Please reply if possible.
From: Susan (susie_a_girl@hotmail.com / Tuesday, December 29, 1998 at 11:47:04)

I found your review on the band "Cake" cruel and unjust. The article was so desperate to write negitive things about the band they used the name. It is ridiculas to think you can judge a band on their name. The article talks about the voice of the singer and the chords played by the instruments. It is clear that the band plays their music as such not because of their lack of talent but because of the sound they want to produce. They don't want to fall in to that mainstream sound like so many bands right now (Oasis, Bush, Blur). Their beat is mello and cool. I enjoy the music of Cake, in fact they are one of my very favoites. One point that the article outlined was their lack of lyrics. This I would have unfortunally to agree with. Some of their songs are "bottom of the barrel" and lack creativity but they do have some songs on their new album with creative lyrics such as " Never there". Anyways my point is you can't say a band is good or band because that is only your opipion. Just because you don't like the sound the band produces it doesn't mean that it is nessicarly bad. I enjoyed the article. Thanks. Please reply if possible.
From: Scott Gunn (distantsuns@hotmail.com / Friday, January 1, 1999 at 09:41:00)

You are a stupid bitch.
From: Tom Dalton (_falcon_007@yahoo.com / Sunday, January 3, 1999 at 00:51:45)

I am a big fan of Cake. They are great band and I am suprised to see that this Therese person thought it was so terrible. I know it may not appeal to everyone but theres no need to go off like that! I like their lirics are kind of like They Might be Giant's creative lyric style. I give Fashion Nugget a **** star rating and think Therese needs to calm down a bit. Or a lot.
From: Yblat (chesspeiceface@tmbg.org / Sunday, January 3, 1999 at 00:58:14)

Who ever wrote the review for Fashion Nugget is the devil's whore.
From: bcb (bingus4@juno.com / Wednesday, January 6, 1999 at 04:50:11)

your full of crap. cake is great for their creativity and because they don't sound like all those other stupid top 40 bands. i love the trumpet.
From: (CARLC@SNOWBD.COM / Wednesday, January 6, 1999 at 11:56:15)

Let me get this straight...Harry Connick, Jr.; Babyface; TLC; Kenny G. Big surprise that you don't like Cake!
From: Sebastien TheGreat ( / Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 04:00:02)

This comment is worth reading (unlike that unidimensional critic that can't see past his nose - or a 'good' tune from Breathless, by Kenny G ) : Are you kidding ? I can just picture you as one of those people who would look at Fashion Nugget and say "Woah, what an ugly CD case, so the music must suck too." And then, after inserting the CD, saying "Testicles, breasts ? MY EARS HAVE BEEN SOILED !!!" Listen up, you bad excuse for a critic, learn how to play guitar and then give me a call. Some songs, like Open Book or Friend is a Four-Letter word, are musical genius, and you don't deserve to have listened to them. Your problem, my friend, can be summed up in one sentence: You cannot see beauty and complexity in simplicity. Had Eric Clapton contributed to the album, there would have been a guitar solo, just like all of Clapton's guitar solos, just like EVERY single guitar solo on the face of the earth, and where is the originality in that?? Who ever heard of making it to the top 40 by releasing something completely main-stream and average? Sooner or later, people will realize that you must dare to be different, without making an album that reeks of effort. What that means is that: To be a musician, it has to come to you naturally, just like John McCrea. And if you find that the creator must then seek the aid of main-stream, average people to make Fashion Nugget as normal as possible, then, Mr. Critic, you have lost all credibility as a critic. Because what you wrote was shallow, one-dimensional and without any regard for the actual meaning of the lyrics. What you wrote was not criticism; it was an opinion. And an opinion from a man like that deserve no attention whatsoever, because to be heard, you must have credibility. Cake HAS it; you don't...
From: Sebastien TheGreat ( / Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 04:13:21)

PS: Before I go, I'd like to draw your attention to the lack of originality in your Cake-bashing arguments... "They have a bad name, so the group must suck too..." This is your argument? This is part of your anti-Cake case? Read this, Ms. Main-stream, read them all one by one. We aren`t trying to convince you to LIKE Cake, we're convincing you that Cake is a band that excretes talent at their job. THIS is how to criticize; not by saying: "Han? That's a stupid name! She must suck at her job, too!" We waited to read what you had to say before asserting that you are - I can't say it enough - one-dimensional.
From: Kristen J (sugarayz@hotmail.com / Sunday, January 17, 1999 at 07:53:06)

I think that review wasn't valid at all just because this chick hasn't any sense of decent humor. Cake's lyrics are ironicly funny and the similies and awesome references to feelings which can only be expressed in the manor that they express them. The singer has a great voice, I don't know where this stuff is coming from. Fashion Nugget is one of the best
From: RyRy (ryno@cwnet.com / Sunday, January 17, 1999 at 08:54:51)

Whaty's the deal with the Cake review? Did it not ever occur to you that these guys are making fun of macho men, and glamour rock in their songs. Did you not think that when the trumpet blasts in from out of nowhere, that it might be taking the place of some cheesy ingvae malemstein solo that has to be played on a seventh styring. I find it repulsive that when a new band with a new style and a high disretgard for the boring monotonous rythyms played by todays band, that you would shoot them down in such an ill-fashioned manor. Not everyopne can sound like REM.
From: nunya ( / Monday, January 18, 1999 at 21:29:46)

I personally think you are very ignorant. If you ever graduate from that social whatever I will feel very stupid but I'm still gonna tell you that if you sit for one whole hour trying to figure out what kind of cake they were talking about than you are DAMN STUPID!!!! Cause I happen to like their music so get off the fuckin computer and keep your little social phsycologic opinion to yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Sivart (tboyle@ix.netcom.com / Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 23:23:21)

Here's my $.02 that came as I finished skimming the responses to the origional post: Therese Han must have been working on a thesis regarding the effects of a poorly written and scathing review of a popular band. A vast majority of the statements made in the review are nothing if not intentionally inflamitory. I honestly think this is the only possible explanation. Just for example, is there anyone who would include such bands as TLC, Boyz to Men, and Silverchair as examples of music when the music reviewed is "alternative?" (and don't even get me started on the use of that term...) Admittedly, top 40 mass produced, pop-crap has it's place (such as distracting the ignorant and unimaginative), but that place is not here. Hope your thesis went well Therese, you must have enough Behavioral data by now to have earned at least a masters, and we wrote it for you!
From: Sir. Christian Rasmussen (cr.cesar@cbs.dk / Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 16:37:22)

Well, well, Iīll just take this review with a good and healty dose of (cake)irony, Mr. I-konw-alot-of-names-but-its-no-good-for-me.
From: Todd Ague (toddman@hotmail.com / Thursday, January 21, 1999 at 23:15:57)

I think our reviewer here read a little too much into what's happening on the album. The lyrics are a bit banal and can generally be categorized as pseudo-intellectual/slacker, but - more importantly - are pure tounge in cheek sarcasm. I think that's the whole point of this band...the members' willingness to laugh at themselves and the world in general is probably its most original quality. Let's face it, if this music audience wanted perfectionism in, say, its trumpet player, they would probably be buying Winton Marsalis or old Chet Baker albums. No, the point here is to not take life too seriously. Agree with the reviewer on the groove thing, though....bass and drums are exceptional on this album, Cake's newest album and live (as I'm sure most who have caught this act live would agree).
From: cakeman (smulder42@hotmail / Saturday, January 30, 1999 at 13:14:18)

well well well how can u say all of that about the best band in the world they r so good i love them they r 5 star i cant believe u said that i m so disappointed in u how can someone even think of it i m very sad now thanx
From: Yenny (yenny@bigpond.com / Tuesday, February 2, 1999 at 17:55:48)

Kiss my fat ASS Cake rock, and that review showed that there are some people out there that just cannot accept bands other than the 'run of the mill' boring rock that we are being flooded with.
From: Mistress (mistress@visi.com / Friday, February 5, 1999 at 04:33:51)

Does anyone besides me find it ironic that Cake is being portrayed negatively as noncreative, unoriginal music, and is then followed by trains of wishful thinking involving artists such as Kenny G, TLC and Silverchair? I certainly hope that such statements were meant to be sarcastic. If not, let me then briefly meditate on the injustices of the world that subject innocent bystanders to the banalities professed by reviewers of Therese Han's ilk.
From: Ava (avaj@hotmail.com / Friday, February 5, 1999 at 22:57:29)

I happened to but Cake's Fashion Nugget cd and I loved it and their lyrics rock! Maybe you should be more open minded instead of going with the mainstream Spice Girl image. I admit their music is a little weird. I personally liked the trumpet and their lyrics I thought were pretty cool also. Their version of "I will survive" was the best part of the cd besides "The distance." I respect your opinion I just don't bet where you're coming from.
From: rory (bloodnskulls@webtv.net / Saturday, February 6, 1999 at 04:24:06)

Your comment on cake aint worth spit! You have no idea what youre talking about. cake has more musical talent then you could even begin to dream about! If you had any taste in music what so ever maybe you wouldnt get so much hate mail!
From: ( / Tuesday, February 9, 1999 at 04:50:34)

you don't know the first thing about music and you are an asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Dan (superdan@usinternet.com / Saturday, February 13, 1999 at 05:37:35)

babe, you're messed up. This review is so screwed up I don't know where to start. Were you trying top be funny? I urge the editors to demand this chick reviewers resignation immediately. I'm a guitarist, and Greg Brown's guitar solos rule. And how can you diss Vincent on the trumpet? I guess society must have totally stripped you of your individuality or you might be able to better tolerate new things instead of crying about them.
From: Stephanie (stephanie_sissy@hotmail.com / Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 01:56:44)

That you site Kenny G. as a goal of any sort (here for "sensitivity" and musical ability), that you think it's cool that an artist of Eric Clapton's ability and long standing sounds like a comparatively new and soupy group, gives cause to wonder how and why you get to publicly (and assumably for money) voice your apples and oranges opinion, let alone assign stars.
From: Stephanie (stephanie_sissy@hotmail.com / Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 02:17:34)

For the record, I'm a classically trained, professional musician of many years. I bought "Fashion Nugget" as soon as it came out, just for the "I Will Survive" remake, and while I don't "just love" every song, I found it to be a worthwhile expenditure and still listen to the whole thing on a regular basis. I have a strong suspicion that most of the cd's in your collection are invariably redundant, mundane, elevator "music" fodder - or only that which will be popular for the next fifteen minutes then gone. Perhaps your opinion would seem a little less ridiculous if you had a little tact and based your remarks on something other than an apparent love for goo and bubblegum.
From: Nawara (nawara19@idt.net / Saturday, February 20, 1999 at 08:52:02)

Hmmm... Kenny G, huh? I've only played Sax for 4 years, and I can honestly say that I am ten times better than that poor excuse for a kazoo player. Hell... go to your local middle school and pick the last chair in the band. They're probably better. You've done the world a grave disservice if even one person chose to buy TLC or "Spice World" over "Fashion Nugget" because of your stupid-@$$ed review. I think I'll have to agree with everyone else here; you obviously have a personal vendetta against Cake. -Nawara (Wait a minute... "Cake" is a Bad name but "TLC" and "Boyz 2 Men" AREN'T?)
From: sÖuWY (sili@mauimail.com / Saturday, February 20, 1999 at 21:21:14)

Q: Do you know the synonym of asshole? A: Therese Han
From: Leonardo (leonardo@ipea.gov.br / Tuesday, February 23, 1999 at 21:48:55)

Hi guys....i'm writting from Rio de Janeiro.....and yes....we also like cake here. Jesus Crist, i've never seen such a bad taste for music like Therese's. How can you listen to Kenny G(ay), TLC, etc. You said Baby Face could do wonders to Cake and i say to you: This asshole almost ended Eric Clapton's career!!! I really think you should open your mind and give a listen to bands like weezer, jon spencer blues explosion and some others that doesn't give a fuck to the mainstream. How can you say that cake's lyrics are not creative???!!!! Are you insane? Or just obtuse and stupid? Some lyrics of Fashion Nuggets are just poetry, like Friend is a four letter word....don't you get it???? f - r - i - end. Four letter word!!!!! Going the distance is another great lyric. The driver is running, he can stop but at the same time he can go any where. Man, i could talk for hours about cake's lyrics. If you don't like the song ok, i'm sad for you but if you keep saying that cake's lyrics lacks originality i'll just kick your sorry bad music taste ass!!!
From: Leonardo (leonardo@ipea.gov.br / Thursday, February 25, 1999 at 23:06:34)

PS: DOES ANYBODY KNOWS WHEN WEEZER WILL COME UP WITH A NEW ALBUM????????
From: Marissa (marissanmccoy@hotmail.com / Saturday, February 27, 1999 at 04:25:47)

This comment is directed towards Therese Han: I won't sink to your level and attack your personality, but I do have a few things to say about your reviewing abilities. First of all, you should never criticize a person's physical appearance when reviewing their music, it simply shows poor taste. Besides, I happen to think that John McRae is VERY attractive. Second, you really shouldn't spend more time contemplating the name of the band than you do the lyrics. If you had actually listened to the lyrics, you would have realized that lines like "he's got a gold watch, she's got a silk dress, and healthy breasts that bounce on his Italian leather sofa" should not be taken at face value. If you had actually listened to the entire song you would understand that it is more about the hypocrisy of relationships and marriages based on money than it is about male chauvinism. I think it's great that a band like Cake is able to reach the top 40 charts without containing the traditional lyrics such as "Oh baby, baby" and "Do you really want to touch it?" I sincerely hope that your inability to review and misconception of musical talent does not dissuade anyone from buying Fashion Nugget and taking the time to actually listen to it. I guarantee it's worth it. Also, this is the only negative review I've ever read of either Fashion Nugget or Cake, and you obviously hit a raw nerve with your readers, so it seems it's not the band that has the problem. P.S., If you want to be taken seriously in the future, don't use words like "Puh-lease!" and "Omigaawwd!"
From: Amanda Parfitt (deanna13007@hotmail.com / Monday, March 8, 1999 at 07:34:25)

I am a very big Cake fan, and I belive that the C.D. Fashion Nugget is very good.
From: Tyler Petersen (bbpeters@smig.net / Friday, March 19, 1999 at 02:52:13)

Cake Rock's! How can you call this CRUD!
From: Lauran A. (diamond82@hotmail.com / Friday, March 19, 1999 at 08:56:52)

Cake, is awesome!!! A little comment to that so called person who wrote that little review in the begining. I think they suck!! They shot down everything that makes Cake, Cake. Everything to the trumpet, and to how John singings/talks in his music. I mean come on doesn't that make Cake them?!?! Who ever wrote that review just don't have a appreciation for different music. It sounded like that person likes rap a lot, well not everyone likes rap, right Cake fans!!! So anyway, I just wanted to say how much Cake has come along,doing a great job every time they put out an album. Well its been fun!!! Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps!!
From: ***** ********* ( / Tuesday, March 23, 1999 at 09:49:47)

I really don't care if you delete this, but read up!!!! I think that you really are srupid to think that stuff about CAKE. I know you are intitilled to your opinion and all, but that was out of line.
From: ***** ********* ( / Tuesday, March 23, 1999 at 09:54:34)

I really don't care if you delete this, but read up!!!! I think that you really are srupid to think that stuff about CAKE. I know you are intitilled to your opinion and all, but that was out of line. P.S. this web site is the gayiest I have seen you know good slut!
From: ***** ********* ( / Tuesday, March 23, 1999 at 09:54:56)

I really don't care if you delete this, but read up!!!! I think that you really are srupid to think that stuff about CAKE. I know you are intitilled to your opinion and all, but that was out of line. P.S. this web site is the gayiest I have seen you know good slut!
From: Kristian Krokfoss (krokus@online.no / Tuesday, March 23, 1999 at 20:39:48)

CAKE kicks gigantic ass. FASHION NUGGET is genius!!!! PURE genius!!!!!!!!!
From: hatie ( / Wednesday, March 24, 1999 at 13:34:38)

CAKE lead singer rapes!!!
From: bitchtart (nanafiend@poboxes.com / Wednesday, March 24, 1999 at 13:40:13)

ok im from sac and ive never like cake, never i have to see your sorry asses when ever i walk around and i cringe to think that th lead singer rapes a girl, you better not catch me on a bad day, i am not a femminist im jst a pissed off girl who hates really hates this band. so when you think bout that girl imagine your dick just falling off and ill be here thinkin and ill be all smiles.
From: Chuck (popman@mindspring.com / Saturday, March 27, 1999 at 15:31:52)

You love bands like TLC and Silverchair. i understand why you do not like Cake. But you know what? Cake is one of the most unique bands out there. What are you afraid of? A little originality scare you? your review is every bit as bad as your musical taste. There you have it. My opinion. Hope you are brave enough to post it and not delete it.
From: neu (neu666@worldnet.att.net / Sunday, April 4, 1999 at 00:10:16)

i swear you ppl have no clue as to who these 'cake' people are but like most good fans, you're blind to the people you worship and their personality. ask john about the girl he raped, ask john about why his last guitarist on their latest recording quit before their euro-tour. i guess most ppl don't like to put the personality of the artist with the music they perform. but i can't get past it, i can't listen to a rapist sing. and i can't watch you fools buy it.
From: Carly (DEL_15@chickmail.com / Monday, April 5, 1999 at 03:10:18)

CAKE RULES! I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, I LIKE THEM AND TODD ROPER IS HOTT!
From: Joe (pimpdaddy37@hotmail.com / Tuesday, April 6, 1999 at 07:07:38)

Dear Theresesa (whatever your name is), While reading your rather unfavorable review of Cake's "Fashion Nugget", (which you dubbed worthy of one star) I realized something. Something as profound and intelligent as the music of TLC or Silverchair. That something is: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING RETARD. First, let me point out that Cake's guitar solos are not "one-note". What you are hearing are riffs or the lead guitar, which still doesn't contain one-note. Just try and show me a whole god damn solo in any fucking song ever written that consists of ONE NOTE. That idea is as idiotic as your review is. Also, about Cake's lyrics, I think that they DO mean something. If you would take some time out of your busy schedule of listening to Silverchair and Babyface produced garbage to actually LISTEN to John sing, you would notice that he is not only a gifted singer, but a talented songwriter as well. Your reference to their 4-letter version of "I Will Survive" was a mistake on your part as well. If you had any idea of the type of music Cake is striving to create, you would know that injecting the "f" word into the song is their way of being different, which you seem to think is a deadly sin in the music business. If being different is so awful, then why is Cake's new cd "Prolonging the Magic" TEARING up the charts? Last time I checked, they had 3 singles out and all of them are on the radio. I'm sorry that your lack of musical knowledge has denied you a lifetime of great music, but I've spent enough time messing with your retarded mind. CAKE 4 LIFE! Joe
From: Nick Beales (RSTsuperV@hotmail.com / Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 12:16:31)

Cake has to be one of the best most versatile bands to come along in years. They should be praised for their originality. Their more "tear jerking"/ emotional songs are among the best to describe "real life". i.e.. "Friend is a four letter word", and "Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps" I think your view is/was biased and rather disgusting. Thanks anyway, Nick Beales
From: MooglePropaganda (mooglepropaganda@hotmail.com / Thursday, April 22, 1999 at 19:55:11)

Why is it that only extremely biased sickos write reviews? This albulm was one of the top ten of 96.
From: spencer (spencer_47@hotmail.com / Sunday, May 2, 1999 at 03:29:59)

I read your review and bought the cd anyway. It was the first I'd listened closely to cake. I enjoyed it. This band was having fun doing this album, they weren't trying to win any popularity contest. That must have been why you gave them a horrible review. They're not the kind of mainstream sound that insecure people feel safe enjoying. What kind of music critic are you, anyway? Your mentions of Kenny G, Baby Face, and Eric Clapton imply that you prefer the time-tested artists that have already been recognized and praised by society, that you can cling to without fear of your own taste being criticized. Get an opinion of your own! How is music supposed to ever move on with tunnel-visioned old farts like you downing any new young talent that gives it a shot? Write me back and warn me when you can think for yourself! spencer
From: Spencer again!! (spencer_47@hotmail.com / Sunday, May 2, 1999 at 03:51:09)

And Kenny G is Gay!!!!
From: Courtney, spencer's much wiser brother! (king-nada@mailcity.com / Sunday, May 2, 1999 at 04:06:57)

You mf dumb shit faggoty retard! Obviously your mother and father came up with a name that suits you! Theresesesesaa?? what the hell do you Know about good music. and using the wonderful awe inspiring band silverchair as a way to put down CAKE shows how much you blow dog nuts! If you were to ever awaken from this post-mordum daze you call reality then you might just realize how erroneously mistaken, misguided, screwed up, and just plain absolutely fucking stupid your ideas about fine? music is. Kenny G is AFS and completely gay, Babyfarce has no fuckin' reason to associate with the great talents of Cake or even third Eye blind! TLc is so pitiful, why the hell would someone so gifted talented and otherwise stu[pid spend over $1,000,000 on a fuckin' music? video!! as for comparing cake to silver chair, it was the only smart thing that you did. But it is obvious that that was an accident. cake is so good that their broken guitar strings are too valuable to strangle you with!!! Get a life, Retard. And Kenny G is absolutely Fucking gay!!!
From: spencer again (spencer_47@hotmail.com / Sunday, May 2, 1999 at 04:12:10)

In the immortal words of CAKE: Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up, right now Learn to buck up I don't wanna I-I don't wanna hear it.
From: jOhn (skank_williams@beer.com / Tuesday, May 11, 1999 at 02:12:13)

I see that you don't like Cake because their different style of music is "hard to swallow". You seem to prefer the highly intelligent lyrics of TLC, or Boyz II Men. Lyrics like "I don't want no scrubs/A scrub is a guy that can't get no..." Both lines use double negatives. They also talk about love as a thing that can be gotten and given out. THANK GOD WE HAVE THESE PIONEERS FOR WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE ON THE RADIO. Thanks to TLC, we ain't gonna have no problems with guys who don't own cars trying to start relationships. There is something else that is tough to swallow. However, you seem to have an easy enough time swallowing it. Perhaps that is the reason, if there is one that college men like you.
From: jOhn (skank_williams@beer.com / Wednesday, May 12, 1999 at 02:13:32)

I see that you don't like Cake because their different style of music is "hard to swallow". You seem to prefer the highly intelligent lyrics of TLC. Lyrics like "I don't want no scrubs/A scrub is a guy that can't get no..." Both lines use double negatives. They also talk about love as a thing that can be gotten and given out. THANK GOD WE HAVE THESE PIONEERS FOR WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE ON THE RADIO. Thanks to TLC, we ain't gonna have no problems with guys who don't own cars trying to start relationships. There is something else that is tough to swallow. However, you seem to have an easy enough time swallowing it. Perhaps that is the reason, if there is one that college men like you. That is, if they do.
From: cera (psycojelli@aol.com / Saturday, May 15, 1999 at 07:01:02)

i completely disagree!! cake is a GREAT band and has awesome music. people like u just dont understand the importance of music groups today.
From: cera**~~again (psycojelli@aol.com / Saturday, May 15, 1999 at 07:05:35)

cake rocks, and thats all there is to it.
From: Timmy 'Cake fan' Hall (timmy_hall@hotmail.com / Wednesday, May 19, 1999 at 16:13:30)

How dare you slag off Fashion Nugget. If people read your so called 'review', they will be put off from buying one of the 90's greatest rock albums. You are such an asshole and I hope you listen to Cake properly someday and relise how f**king amazing their music is, especially F.N as it's their best album. Get a life you sad teenybopper!
From: Maryam (Undone52@aol.com / Thursday, May 20, 1999 at 00:56:54)

I think that the author of this review was fairly close-minded when reviewing this album. One cannot cut down on anything just because it doesn't sound like everything else. Cake is wonderful, especially in concert, and their music is not country nor any other defined genre. If John does not have a commercial voice, that is no reason to criticize Cake's music. If the music does not sound like an Eric Clapton track, that is no reason to denounce the band. Cake is an acquired taste, and just because one person feels that this group/album is sub-par, it gives them no right to deprive others of experiencing the music that is CAKE. (note: go to one of their concerts, and see how John works the crowd. you wil not leave unsatisfied.)
From: Eduardo (amdias@zip.net / Saturday, June 5, 1999 at 08:18:47)

Is this a comedy site? What is this review of Cake's Fashion Nugget all about?? Did you brake up with your Ken boyfriend right before writing that? Kenny G. is an example of sensibility ? Where do you buy your records? At the supermarket?? And what about using "I read the back cover only" Freud to explain the lyrics?? And you mentioned Eric Clapton's "phoniest ever" song to compare with Cake's arrangements... Try to list
From: Eduardo (amdias@zip.net / Saturday, June 5, 1999 at 08:18:52)

Is this a comedy site? What is this review of Cake's Fashion Nugget all about?? Did you brake up with your Ken boyfriend right before writing that? Kenny G. is an example of sensibility ? Where do you buy your records? At the supermarket?? And what about using "I read the back cover only" Freud to explain the lyrics?? And you mentioned Eric Clapton's "phoniest ever" song to compare with Cake's arrangements... Try to listen to some Clapton that is not on the radio right now (like Lay Down Sally), and then rewrite your groce review with at least some dignity of somebody who REALLY knows something about music!!
From: Jebreh (volvojb@aol.com / Saturday, June 12, 1999 at 03:45:47)

I can only hope you have your expensive degree and are now some office tightwad that listens to classic rock and new age. Leave the reall music to real people, and get a clue! Cake is minimalist and genius. Go see them one night!!
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From: iZRaXXX (xxxarzi@hotmail.com / Thursday, July 1, 1999 at 22:14:12)

I was in fact going through search engines looking for the lyrics of Italian Leather Sofa to add the following lines to my tag line. Personally I really though that this line in particular was the best line of that song: "He's got a gold watch/she's got a silk dress/and healthy breasts/that bounce on his Italian leather sofa" It makes a lot of sense to me, in fact it is beautiful. I didn't read anything else of the article, and this will prolly be deleted since it was probably written by a woman from what I read. If it was written by a woman, get laid. If you are a man, open your eyes, and don't be sore that you weren't breast fed as in infant. Lot's of Love iZRaXXX xxxarzi@hotmail.com
From: Eric Sharp (esharp@mbhs.edu / Thursday, July 8, 1999 at 21:57:28)

You shouldn't be allowed to critique music. You suck. And what's the idea behind the parenthesised comments in ditz-dialect? Should I trust your opinion because you are able to talk like some dyke from Beverly Hills? Anyway, you suck.
From: Bethany (Squishy853@aol.com / Tuesday, July 20, 1999 at 15:05:31)

How can this person know anything about music, when they put down one of the most fabulous cd's i'll ever own. that's right, own. Not only do i own this one, but their first and third albums as well. If you think their lyrics make no sense, you're obviously not getting the hidden meaning that anyone with half a brain could find. one last thing, If you were intelligent at all, you would realize that they didnt take the name CAKE for the dessert, once again another hidden meaning, that you couldn't find.
From: Tristan Lewis (exitwound@usa.net / Friday, July 23, 1999 at 05:18:57)

Who ever wrote this article is either incredibly stupid or is one of those red-neck, mouth-breathing, imbreeders that only listen to that country music garbage and has no real taste what so ever. It wouldn't surprise me at all if this person had such a low sense of taste that they are walking around dressed like a trashy prostitute thinking that is "trendy." I'm sorry if this album isn't Ricky Martin enough for you but you know, some of us out here actually like to listen to good music and not some other trash that you can find on your local hip-hop radio station. Word to the wise: Quit with your incoherent babble and and come to the painfull realization that that you are a COMPLETE MORON with NO TASTE at all!
From: David Friedland (david@nohat.net / Saturday, July 31, 1999 at 02:32:48)

I think the fact that everyone took Therese's review so seriously is almost as funny as the review itself. Obviously she was echoing the sarcasm of the album in her review--what she really meant was exactly the opposite of what she wrote. To that end, I totally agree. Cake is awesome. I'm glad you like them too.
From: The Last Resort (thelastresort@hotmail.com / Monday, August 2, 1999 at 04:12:40)

You probably cannot play any music can you. I stumpled, and let me say very unfortunetly, onto your site while looking for cake lyrics. We cover some cake songs and they are among the most anticipated, and crowd pleasing. I may be jumping to conclusions here, but I would bet that you are not a performer, or you would realize that you do not speak for the majority when saying that people do not like cake. I think you suck.
From: Scott (swynn@seidata.com / Saturday, August 28, 1999 at 11:59:00)

Fashion Nugget, Motorcade of Generocity and Prolonging the Magic are clearly the BEST collection of musical involvement of the 1990's. Mild in radio play, these albums are a not-so-subtle mixture of folk, flamenco, jazz, alternative, new age and nursery rhyme. A musicians by band all accounts. I rarely appreciate the critical prose of a non-musician telling the world, what is exactly good music. Please relax the pose. Like some jokes, it's probably over this critics head.